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Apr 17, 2026
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There are three times I have wanted to tell a woman to leave his ass:

  1. He is with his bro buying his girl lingerie and says he is going to buy the wrong size intentionally so she is motivated to lose weight.

  2. He brought her in to buy kinky things she was not into.

  3. He was more interested in the game on his phone than on her picking up and showing off lingerie.

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